Top three marketing pet peeve of mine: The “Crying wolf” tactic of pumping false urgency into promotional messages and CTA’s. See a few examples below from my deleted email folder:

Alloy Apparel
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Banana Republic
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City Sports
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Crate and Barrel
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Danny’s Cycle
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Frank and Oak
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Healthy Directions
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Last Chance to Save 15%
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Men’s Wearhouse
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NBA Store
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NFL Shop
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Last chance for in-store savings!
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Saks Fifth Avenue
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Shop USA Hockey
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Silver Airlines
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Travel Channel
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You can’t stand out when your subject line blends in

Here are a few ways to avoid being just another deleted email at 6:15am:

  • Heavy subject line testing across all deployments. No excuses. Data around responses/customer engagement need to dictate your best-practices. This needs to be done at the 1 on 1 level with each customer individually, not segments. That means implementing testing on both content and delivery time, and possibly the combinations of the two.
  • Know when to cut-bait. Cleanse your email list proactively based on your own engagement standards.
  • This one is fairly basic in modern CRM marketing practices: throw a first-name personalization in your subject line, as part of your testing. See if that spikes the open rate.

No matter how good you think your last-ditch offer is, there are 20 more co-existing with yours in your customer’s inbox. Don’t rely on hail-mary copy-writing at the end of the month to boost e-comm sales. Establish trust and credibility with customers well before you need them to buy. Consistently deliver value and incentives that are personalized and based on the data your customers are providing you implicitly or explicitly.